Adam Jackson shot the above video that shows scores and scores of youthful types heading to Saturday's SF LovEvolution/Love Parade bash at Civic Center. We don't know how they crammed their lithe bodies into that train; in fact, we don't want to know. We just thank the Lord we weren't on this inbound train at Civic Center. Shudder.
Also, we are saddened and surprised to see the men not as whorishly dressed as their female counterparts. Of course, we blame women for this glaringerror; men do not know how to outfit themselves at these kind of events. It's your job, women, to strip off most of their clothing beforehand. Tsk, tsk.



Where's Johannes Mehserle when you need him?
/shows self into Comment Siberia
Someone dressed like a tourist waiting for BART Saturday evening asked a friend if SF is always like this. "Most of time, yeah."
Looks like raw footage from an 80s teen sex comedy.
It’s kind of amazing to see that there’s such a large kiddie rave downtown without any (reported) sexual assaults.
City Hall is a glorious backdrop for a party, but just a few blocks away and you have 8th st or 6th st and things can get ugly.
They all fit on a ONE CAR TRAIN?
I wonder if those teens were ready for the surprise up the escalator... the four fare inspectors.
the real question is were the 4 fair inspectors fast enough to catch the skraglers of the teenie rafer bumrush LOL
I love it. This is the best city in the world!!!!
Haha. Scared nerd at 0:53.
I saw a similar sight all the way out at 18th and Judah! The disembarking Hardly Strictly attendees on the opposite side of the street looked perturbed by their opposite direction counterparts but the cheers of excitement coming from the Lovefest crowd was undeniably entertaining.
I can't begin to understand how the ten passengers waiting in varied states of undress and multi-colored apparel crammed themselves into the N-Line.
Another part of me wonders how much trouble a photographer could get in for taking and posting pictures online of what turns out later to be a topless 17 year old girl with pasties on.
Man, there were a lot of high schools at that party....
this was ridiculous. I got down town around 11am and I have never seen so many people passed out drunk on market street in the morning in my life. and thats saying ALOT. once we got into the gates the wounded "light weights" and those who couldn't handel their dr00gs or alcohol scattered across every ledge and curb in sight. even before the floats arrived civic center must have been packed, becuase when I got off the 5 at vaness(this is before any of the floats got there, they were just turned off of second street to market) all I Could see was a sea of people.....within 10 minutes of getting there I lost everyone I was with thanks to sfpd blocking cell phone signals, and I never found anyone again HAHA...but all in all I was just to the point of buzzed that I ignored all the naked chicks that looked like they were just about to finish their first semester at Lowelle and avoided the mass of shady looking characters and had a great time dancing around the floats
highlights:
badnb(on the left most corner of bill gram civic center) the had one of the cleanest sound systems of all teh floats, and they kept things crackin all day long
when it came to 8pm.....the lights when down, and the hurican fource winds blew everyone went crazy. I was lucky enough to find an after party ticket(selling for $85) on the ground in will call...so after spending an hour litterally compacted in a crowd of id say 200 people fighting to get through an entrance about the size of a single door, I enjoyed the rest of the night rockin out to deadmau5, groove armada and eddie halliwell.
fischer spooner chanting "DANGER MAU5! WE WANT DANGER MAU5!" was pretty lol worthy aswell.
Yeah so I went to this and that was a good cross section of the crowd. There was nowhere to stand in the whole of Civic Center where someone wasn't trying to push past you. I didn't think that there would ever be a point in my life when I would tire of young mostly naked girls rubbing their bodies against mine but there I was. My favorite was the wasted guy who kept pushing his way to the front and then to the back repeatedly wearing a white tee with the words "I love meth" scrawled on the back. He wins over the guy next to me who insisted on sucking his date's titties the entire show. Classy.
Finally I was rescued with a VIP pass but it didn't stop there. While in front of the fence for Mutator the crowd surged three times with enough force to knock down the fence despite the fourteen security personnel bracing it. During the last song I had to jump in and help them as as guy in a wheelchair up against the fence was going over and about to be trampled.
I have been to every one of these they've have had and this was the biggest, youngest, most wasted crowd I've seen by far.
Is it acceptable practice to stuff dollar bills down their bikini tops and g-strings?