Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Kylie Minogue - TIX AVAILABLE

Forgive us if her sugary sweetness leaves you wishing for a glass of milk (or some kind of metalcore antidote), but the Australian Madonna is hitting our shores for two shows starting tonight at the Fox. Kylie Minogue may not be as huge here as she is Down Under and across the pond, but she is a cancer survivor and she's sure to bring the gays and a certain contingent of teen girls out to party with her pure dance-pop confections. Some new tickets were JUST RELEASED are still available here, if you're into that kind of thing. Or just watch her new-ish four-year-old video for "I Believe In You" here.