Oh, the zany things that happen north of San Francisco. And by "zany," we mean "methy." Presumably. Take, for example, a naked man who "ran up and down Lemur Street in west Santa Rosa, breaking into homes Saturday night before being chased back into his own house by a group of teenagers wielding a baseball bat."

The Press Democrat reported that an unidentified dude ran around the neighborhood with his floppy bits flailing about, going into homes. That is, until he ran into the wrong house. The clothing-optional advocate ran into the garage of on 18-year-old Tony Bagala, prompting Bagala and his buddies to chase the guy down the street with a baseball bat. (And, trust us, you haven't lived until you've been chased by a group of teen wielding a bat.)

"He tried to give me a hug," said Miguel Gonzalez, 18, still holding the baseball bat with which he gave chase.

Hot.

Anyway, the teens cornered the nude dude back into his house, wherein a woman inside the house, who was also sans clothing, screamed at the teens. Both the man and the lady "were taken by ambulance to a hospital for medical evaluation." No word yet whether the former will be charged with a crime.