These fine fellas were all looking for Ms. Right circa 1985 at a SoCal video dating service. We'd just like to say that we also like to wear bright socks, and get sand on our tuxedo, and we fully concur with the mantra, "No fatties, no hamsters, no dopers, no smokers and no Donna Juanitas." You're welcome. (Hat tip: WOW)



I am suddenly concerned that we, as men, have become assholes to a lesser degree in the last 25 years.
Please clarify. Are we less assholish now? Are we producing fewer assholes in the last 25 years? Are we becoming low grade assholes? What is a hampster? What is a Donna Juanita?
hamster
We are more aware of when we are being assholes and better at pretending not to be.
We've just "offshored" assholiness, and concentrated it in Glen Beck and the Taliban.
that is an awesome find!
it's got to be what mad tv based 'lowered expectation's on.
well done!
not one member's only jacket among them. no wonder they had a hard time getting laid.
@ 1:45 = Nick from Family Ties
Bonus points for the Bender Breakfast Club gloves
Anyone want to do the public records search to find what these guys are up to now? =D
We can laugh, but more than likely your mom, or any of your friend's moms, would have or did fall for shmoes like these. Remember that your dad was just what your mom settled for.
I like fun too -- oh -- and no crazies. Call me! Caio.