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OK. Here we go. Jennifer Siebel Newsom is in labor. Gavin Newsom, via Twitter, says:
gavinnewsom: "Arrived at hospital -- hours away from becoming a father"
about 2 hours ago from txt
gavinnewsom: "... I'm nervous-- 10 minutes and we begin
about 1 hour ago from txt
Eee!
The city's newest citizen, a Virgo girl, is just minutes (or hours) away. We'll update as soon as we know more.
Update: Catherine Bigelow and Appeal have word that the little blessing, named Montana Tessa Newsom, weighed in at "a healthy 7 lbs. 12 oz. and 20.5 inches ... born at 12:39 p.m." Ta-da. And here, courtesy of Christopher Renstrom, is Monty's very first horoscope: " The New Moon in Virgo makes you even more determined to beat a problem. Willpower plus mental acumen gets results! "
Congratulations, Newsom family. Now get to swaddling and diaper changing, you two.
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MONTANA??
Seriously. Montana. WTF.
As in "Hannah." They're telegraphing their sociopolitical plans.
All this aside, who's the lucky father?
Well, at least they didn't name her Kentucky....
Kentucky? In Italian, that means whore!
> Now get to swaddling and diaper changing, you two.
don't forget:
finding a hot nanny and bedding her! = )
STFU, Montana?!!
They need to rename her while they still can! She'll never know!
Is that where she was conceived? More importantly, will she have her father's hair?
Montana is SUCH a stripper name. So is Tessa, for that matter.
"Now on the main stage....Amber....Felicia...and introducing, MONTANA!!!"
Tessa is Newsom's mother's name.
Congrats to the happy parents. But Gavin's running for the wrong state, couldn't he name her California?
Newsom doesn't care about California, so that would send the wrong message to his poor daughter.
For me, "Montana" will always be that annoying chick in Real World Boston with the seriously fucked-up long distance relationship.
You and me both, Aventinus.
You and me both.
They could have gone with Montgomery -- at least it has a local angle. Montana? Poor kid.
I gotta admit, it goes great in the banana song, though. (That is how parents name their spawn, yes?)
Thank goodness. Now Newsom can finally save face and drop out of the Governor's race by claiming "he needs to spend more time with his family".
"Hell Sausage"?! That's awesome.
Montana is where they got married. I'm guessing that's why they chose that name.
Oh! How completely G-rated that would be.
I assumed :
http://www.emobilez.com/iphone-wallpapers/data/media/29/scarface_tony_montana_cocaine.jpg
So messy.
Are there medical reasons why she could not choose to give birth vaginally, the way nature intended, or was it just too darn inconvenient?