Brittney Gilbert of Eye On Blogs brings our attention to this little gem: the Cal marching band knocking over an event staff guy at a recent football game. (Also, what's going on with both announcers' eyebrows? As lovely as they are, those enviously manicured brows belong no where near a football game.)
Speaking of football, everyone on Twitter seemed to be, well, atwitter with hysterical posts about the apparently exciting 49ers game over the weekend. And by "everyone on Twitter" we mean "the heterosexual women we follow on Twitter." Which, really, can only mean one thing: you ladies are following Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger's advice about pretending to like football in order to trap yourselves a man. Kudos to you, ladies!



I bet he got a 2 for 1 eyebrow threading deal at a mall kiosk.
From the description I was expecting to see the entire band mow down the poor guy, not just one of the bass drummers. Also, as a former bass drummer in a marching bands, I have to point out that the blame here goes to the guy that got mowed down for not paying attention, and the drum major for not making sure the way was clear for his band (which is part of his job, especially when your bass drummers are on the ends of the line, wear the drums "high" so that they obstruct their vision, are coming out of a dark tunnel, and they have to essentially run with them. Even if the drummer saw the guy, what can the drummer do? You've got a whole band behind and beside you, in tight formation, and they won't stop.
Also, icbalaam nailed it.
Those eyebrows should be illegal. Srsly, wtf???
agreed.