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Today is, presumably, one of the worst days in the life of Michael Duvall (R-Yorba Linda), Orange County's 72nd Assembly District representative. Why? Because the married Orange County conservative admitted to an extramarital affair, accidentally broadcast live from his microphone during a legislative debate. The tryst involves "a female lobbyist whose clients had business before another committee on which Duvall sits."
Brilliant.
OC Weekly reports that "Duvall, speaking to a relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his left, apparently had no idea his dais microphone became live beginning about a minute before the start of a cable-televised committee hearing."
Here's what he said:
"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said Duvall, who is married with two children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"
But wait, it gets better:
"And so her birthday was Monday," he said at the Wednesday, July 8 committee hearing. "I was 54 on June 14, so for a month, she was 19 years younger than me. I said, 'Now, you're getting old. I am going to have to trade you in.' And she goes, '[I'm] 36.' She is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes, 'I know you French men. You divide your age by two and add seven, and if you're older than that, you dump us.'"
Duvall represents the 72nd District, covering Anaheim, Orange, La Habra, Yorba Linda, Placentia, and Fullerton. He is also against gay marriage. Big time.
Check out a SoCal news report on Duvall after the jump.
Update: Mike Duvall resigned from State Assembly this afternoon.
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At least they weren't using the devil's prophylactics.
These kinds of stories never get old to me
"little eye-patch underwear"
Someday I'LL be paid by a large firm to have sex with unscrupulous politicians!
/wishes
So messy!
I gave her the GIS treatment and she looks like what you'd expect--rather leonine. A lot of surgery and/or makeup all over that visage. Poor gal.
I think it's funny they mosaiced out the guy he's talking to. This was at a public hearing at the Legislature and anyone who saw the tape or the live hearing would know who he's talking to.
Any current or former Republican Congressman who isn't known to be fucking around on his wife either hasn't been caught yet or is simply a goddamned liar.
Wait, Republican and goddamned liar -- isn't that redundant?
Sounds like he really Linda'd her Yorba.
/golf clap
Golf Clap (slang)
Def:
A lewd sexual act involving two males and two females. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.
I get messy just hearing KCAL's Pat Harvey say the word "spanking".
And, for real... "Placentia"?!?!
It is fitting that Placentia is in Orange County, the womb of California conservatism.
Maybe he should kop to alcoholism like Gavin and go to a few AA meetings.Then just pretend it never happened. Worked for our Mayor.
I think the difference is that this guy (and David Vitter, and others) proclaims himself to be a champion of "family values" while, at the same time, engaging in bahavior that directly contradicts his public persona.
I know Gav didn't run on a Cheat on Your Wife platform, but he also didn't try to tell people what to do in their bedrooms.
"Bahavior"? Sorry about that.
I don't know him. Did he run on family values? Do we only expect someone to act decently if they run on family values?
I'm by no means defending this guy, but our Mayor was equally disgusting and we seem to have a different standard here in SF.I wonder why that is.
it wasn't equally disgusting, arguably.
I would have to say that banging your buddies wife is more disgusting than cheating on your wife with a lobbyist.
yew, but...newsom is hot. so, you see the struggle i'm having here.
And Ruby Rippey-Tourk has hot, crazy, eyes - so I am struggling right there with you Brock!
While it was just another story in how Newsom is a complete jackass that can't be trusted (gotta love how he also fought the hell out of Question Time as well) I'd say that this is far worse. It's not so much an issue of cheating on his wife, sleazy, but there's nothing relating to his job performance going on there. The greater issue (aside from, as others have mentioned, being all "family values") is that he was fucking a lobbyist whom he was in a position to be influenced by. This makes it an issue of conflicting interests.
The DIFFERENCE is that this douche holds up his marriage as 'superior' or 'more holy' than marriage between two people of the same sex and accuses those couples of threating the institution of marriage, when his own adultery is the real threat. duh.
do they read down there in the Mission?
I wasn't aware he said his marriage was "superior" but his infidelity is not a threat to anyone but his family. I suggest you lighten up a bit. You sound like a self righteous prick.
> his infidelity is not a threat to anyone but his family.
And absolutely everyone who might have interests not perfectly aligned with those of the trashy energy lobbyist with the eye-patch underwear.
(what is "eye-patch underwear"?)
I just want to second all the comments on Ruby Rippey-Tourk's hotness.
I feel like that element gets left out more than it should.
Who knows, maybe he's in a consensual swinger marriage and his wife also is getting "so messy" on a regular basis?
Not likely but you never know.
If I'm to believe the Gawker comment board, this is her.
She doesn't even wipe off the pearl necklace for her profile photo! Nice!
Eh, he could do worse.
ftw
Traci Lords? Is that you?
Another photo from the google cache because she convinced the "Californian's against Waste" to block it.
Ooh does this mean we get put his marriage to a popular vote now? That's the new rule!
It's great to see the guy go down, but I do have to think of this dude's poor wife.
"Not only do I think so little of you that I fuck around and brag about, but I'm totally cool with exposing you to additional risk by doing it with no protection! Keep raising my kids over there though, sucker!"
Good riddance. It'll be nice to see him get demolished.
Duvall just resigned, b.t.w.
Ruby Rippey-Tourk is hot btw. just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?
Is anyone else waiting for the other shoe to drop?
http://www.willconroy.eu/images/Eric_Cantor_headshot.jpg
Gayer than a pre-op tranny at AsiaSF on a Friday night. Give it a few more months.
Now he's saying he made the stories up. What a coward.
http://www.kron4.com/News/ArticleView/tabid/298/smid/1126/ArticleID/3019/t/Disgraced%20Lawmaker%20Now%20Says%20He%20Made%20Up%20Stories%20About%20an%20Affair%20with%20Lobbyists/Default.aspx