Obama to School Kids: "Be Careful What You Post on Facebook"

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In that *super controversial* address to school children that had conservatives nationwide saying he would turn our kids into an army of health-care-reform-endorsing zombies, President Barack Obama today advised kids to "be careful what you post on Facebook" because it could come back and haunt you someday. Sound advice. He also made the *super controversial* statement, "Every single one of you has something to offer," and said that of anyone dead or alive who he could have dinner with, he'd choose Ghandi. No word yet on the number of glazed-over, socialist automatons later seen wandering the nation's school yards.

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I love that he said he'd have dinner with Ghandi. Heh.

I didn't realize how funny that was until you pointed it out! Hell, even I could have picked up the check for that dinner.

That's why I love this site. Thanks, Brock.

Gandhi would be a pretty cheap date I bet.

Had this been a speech by an conservative celebratition, the right would not have said a cross word and the left would have bitched. Still, he has been made a hero to the adults of communities around the country so it makes sense to give something for the kids to understand. Maybe that is the hippy in my heart and not the angry old codger in my wallet.

"Obama to School Kids: "Be Careful What You Post on the Bay Bridge"

Fixed!

That advice might well be served to adults too. You have no idea how many people over the age of 21 have been eliminated from potential employment because of their MyFaceBookSpace stupidity.

No, really. Post "yo tittays and get yo ghetto on" and be immediately eliminated from contention for more thoughtful, intelligent candidates.

Read: Smarter bet than your stupid ass. Stupid ass. Not just a message for 13 yr olds.

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