Oh dear.
We received the following missive from an angry Texas resident (or troll) early this morning. While she doesn't directly point to it, we assume it is in response to this. She writes to us, saying:
I would like to know why you feel you need to attack citizens who are concerned about the Facist [sic] Obama's plan to finish the destruction of the United States of America? Why is it you hate this country so much? It has provided you with the drugs you love, the far left liberals you admire so much, good food, housing, the right to spout your far left liberal sh*t, and to spread your hate. For years while Bush was still in office he was called evey filty [sic] name, and submitted to every virile action of the far left, while you have supported on of the most corrupted politicians in Washington in Pelosi.Our country is in ruin because of both parties, and you, as one who should be investigating and reporting the facts as you have investigated them, do nothing but add to the hate. You should be trying to build this country-not destroy it.
A country where organized idiots march in favor of a rapist who has murdered three policeman [sic] and the gay community feels it must defile the very religious institutions that are the foundation of this country is not the country I grew up in and I ache for it when I turn on the news.
Several years ago I brought my family to San Francisco. I actually saw someone defecating in a city park there, and knew then I would never go back. Shame on you people.
-- Mickey Mathis, a senior lady in Texas
Sheesh. Replace "Facist Obama" with "Fascist Bush," "Pelosi" with "Cheney," and "I actually saw someone defecating in a city park there" to "I actually saw a teenage boy raping his two-year-old sister in a trailer park there," and then, well, we'd have an angry San Franciscan. Different but the same.
Thanks, Mickey!
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It has provided you with the drugs you love,
My troll-flag just went up
Well, we all know that the CIA traffics cocaine. That's why there's been so much around for the past eight years.
Bush submitted to every virile action of the far left, eh? Sounds sexy!
and people from texas (or some other right-wing, nut-job location) wonder why we think they're crazy. look, no one cares about you. let the grown ups have a discussion without your infantile interruptions.
i also really enjoy when they throw out the Fascist label. read your history: Fascism is the extreme right-wing. i believe your boy George W. is more akin to Fascism than any liberal has ever been.
Winstonsmith-
Fascism is the extreme right? sometimes- but not always. come on- you can do better.
um, brush up your political science.
communism = extreme left
fascism = extreme right
yes, i'm aware of the horseshoe model that puts them closer together rather than at opposite ends of the spectrum (totalitarian regimes, no matter their political persuasion, are more alike than different).
what was your point, exactly?
my point was that it is not very easy to fit a definition of fascism neatly inside a left/right box. but you obviously know much better than I do, so I will go brush up on my political science.
using your logic, it's not that easy to fit anything into any category. and yes, that's generally true. there's usually more than one 'side' to an argument, etc.
but if one has to apply labels, which one often has to do in life, i believe it's generally accepted that fascism is situated on the right, and that most adherents of a fascist political ideology associate with values (or however you want to describe them) on that end of the spectrum.
I have to admit I'm enjoying the spectacle of seeing the other side sputter with rage as the other-other side paints Hitler moustaches on the other side's candidate.
Will we see the trailer trash radicals lock their arms in steel pipes and block the entrance to Burning Man, only to be run over by Priuses?
Aha! the hillbilly's best friend rides to the rescue with his false parity. You can't impose laissez-faire on someone, douche.
Hey Mickey,
Maybe you should go back and take some grammar lessons... help Texas secede or do us all a favor and move out of this horrible country with organized idiots.
And maybe you should also realize that people like you, walking around spitting hateful comments like "Fascist Obama" aren't helping to move this country forward either.
Oops. What I meant was:
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb310/lukeydoodly/1224186832235.jpg
20 responses.
Sigh...
"religious institutions that are the foundation of this country"
LMAFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if they have provided me with all the drugs i love then where are the psilocybin dispenseries
I say this:
http://fuckthesouth.com/
Mad Libs for Zealots!
That whole "I ache for it" part is hot.
OK, I give up. Who's the rapist who murdered "three policeman"?
Oh, ne'er mind. I just saw the link.
"Facist Obama's" is my new band name.
aww someone in texas is crying because their lame candidate lost for president a year ago. Boo fucking hoo.
hey lady from texas....stay the fuck out of San Francisco, and we'll stay the fuck out of your shitty little trailer park.
Oh please, oh please can we have this hillbilly's email address?
And shouldn't this chick be directing her taliban-style ire at the criminal adulterers Ensign, Sanford, and Vitter or the closet-case Craig?
Larry Craig isn't gay, he just likes having sex with guys.
Perhaps she was writing about her need for meth. I live in OK. The south is slathered in meth. My mom watched some guy poop on the side of a building in Houston. The Texas twat can just shut up. Big baby.