When G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra opens next Friday, wouldn't you like to be wearing this on your chest, making you the envy of Metreon teen goons? Of course you would. It's very clever. And, if anything, t-shirts were made for bon mots and pie charts.
Over at Laughing Squid, we came across this droll, "limited edition G.I. Joe parody t-shirt by Nerduo, printed by Wire & Twine." Order your very own here.



If only the people coming up with the parodies could have been hired to produce the movie. They're clearly more talented.
It's G.I. Joe: The RISE of Cobra.
I think G.I. Joe: The Ride of the Cobra will be the pornographic equivalent. I will also be 1000x more likely to see it. This movie looks terrible.
This shirt however, owns.
reminds me of the ol' days when mcsweeney's published "journal of a new cobra cadet." really was funny shit. but that was before the withering film reviews when people still called dave eggers clever.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2002/01/02cobra.html