A relatively new site called STFU, Marrieds -- created by a presumably very bitter homosexual, one we would love to have a long liquid lunch with one day -- slams married couples and the loveydovey bile they spew on the internet. Pretty mean, right? But also amusing. As the anonymous creator simply puts it:

Married couples on Facebook [and Twitter] with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to contribute your screenshots and let me know if you want it to be anonymous - [email protected]

Here are just a few STFU, Marrieds matrimony screen grabs that either made our eyes roll or had Earl Grey shooting from our nose. (Prop 8, see what you hath wrought?) Enjoy.