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A relatively new site called STFU, Marrieds -- created by a presumably very bitter homosexual, one we would love to have a long liquid lunch with one day -- slams married couples and the loveydovey bile they spew on the internet. Pretty mean, right? But also amusing. As the anonymous creator simply puts it:
Married couples on Facebook [and Twitter] with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence. Seriously, marrieds. STFU. Feel free to contribute your screenshots and let me know if you want it to be anonymous - marriedsonfacebook@gmail.com
Here are just a few STFU, Marrieds matrimony screen grabs that either made our eyes roll or had Earl Grey shooting from our nose. (Prop 8, see what you hath wrought?) Enjoy.
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This is brilliant since it addresses one of my FB pet peeves. I have to hide the news feeds of a number of friends because of posts similar to these. But it's not like coupled-gays aren't as annoying, I've had to hide their news feeds as well.
Off to a liquid lunch. Bitter, party of one.
This should be called STFU, Sickly-Sweet Annoying Couples
I know plenty of marrieds and unmarried couples, straight and gay, who don't do this shit. Plenty of unmarrieds who do.
Site's pretty funny btw
This is all kinds of awesome. It's not just the gays who are bitter!
wow...just wow. i thought my couple/kiddie/etc. friends were lame. this is nauseating...and i'm straight.
This is great. I think someone should also start one called "STFU, Breeders" that has fb updates involving peoples' kids. While some can be cute, many are similarly annoyingly banal.
That'd be STFU, Parents.
How about, "STFU, losers" for people who constantly complain about how they can't find anyone.
I just endured a month of one-sided updates from a cousin who longed for her boyfriend publicly (about 4 times a day) while she traveled in Europe. ZERO updates about her travels or new things she saw- just thoughts about missing her man.
Then, she got back and they broke up. The End.
Someone in a cubicle near me calls his girlfriend at least twice a day to have conversations like those.
A bilious reaction to treacly smarm (no matter the sexual choice of the offending poster) is perfectly understandable. If you feel that you have found the absolute love of all life, please, take it to your domicile & keep it there.
The Scientology ad at the bottom might ruin this site for me....
I truly have to wonder how "busy" someone might actually be getting if he feels the need to update facebook during his honeymoon.