Broke-Ass Stuart's 7 Places to Get Drunk, Lose Dignity

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Keeping it classy in the Castro

Cheap eats/drinks guru Broke-Ass Stuart's Monica the Intern has a handy list of where best to get smashed and lose your self-respect and the respect of others. The Triangle (in the Marina but might be closed), Dolores Park (Mission), Sadlads (Castro), and rented trolleys all made the cut. Said venues are perfect for getting ripped to the tits in order to have a shrieking nervous breakdown (Sadlands), twirling inane hippie sticks (Dolores Park), or doing the whore dance -- i.e., one-arm-in-the-air-while-"freaking"-your-BFF-to-a-Justin-Timberlake-remix dance (The Triangle). Be sure to check out Broke-Ass for the remaining four places in which to lose your dignity. (The only glaring error would be Otis, but that's only because of one fateful night your editor spent there many moons ago. Ugh, never forget.) [via Eye On Blogs]

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Trad'r Sam's is the one and only place for people to lose their dignity in the Richmond.

You could make a helluva try at Kirb's Avenue, Would You Believe and Hearth if you really wanted to.

I 2nd Trad'r Sam's, and re The Triangle, since when is $5 for a Bud cheap?!? Just because a bunch of vapid fake blondes with equally fake boobs are present? Oh, wait, never mind... :P

Just for the record, Monica the Intern, one of the writers from my site, wrote the piece, not me. Either way, glad you all dug it.

Mmmm, my two cents is on the 21 Club in the tenderloin, the bartender most nights, Frank is a sweetheart who pours the stiffest drinks imaginable, it's cheap enough to get tossed too easily, and you won't be the only one losing your dignity, last time I was there the guy I was talking to outside punctuated his very articulate sentence by "dropping" his cock ring out his shorts....

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