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Nalin, a white Bengal tiger cub, paws the ribbon at the opening of the new Odin's Temple of the Tiger exhibit at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. Thursday July 9, 2009 in Vallejo, Calif. (AP photo/Russel A. Daniels)
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Yesterday, way down in Vallejo, Six Flags Discovery Kingdom opened up at new big-cat exhibit. It's called "Odin's Temple of the Tiger," featuring the headlining, "internationally acclaimed" Bengal tiger named Odin.
Odin, it seems, is "renowned for his agility underwater," according to the Six Flags site. Six Flags goes on to boast that guests will get to gawk at the cats in "a new expanded venue," where "there's a seat for everyone to view the central stage with underwater viewing pool and see Odin and the rest of the swimming cats." Also, you can view big cats and baby cubs "relaxing or playing in the outdoor observation yard with running waterfall."
Sounds like fun, right?
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opening that up scared the crap out of me.
opening that up scared the crap out of me.
Business Plan for those hoodrats with nothing better to do this weekend:
1) Grab a few friends... perferably one slow one.
2) Get drunk/high/whatever. Preferably, have your slow buddy drink/smoke more than you.
3) Go to Six Flags in Vallejo and taunt the cat.
4) Outrun your friend. Or if he looks less winded than you, push him.
5) Collect $1M dollars. After all, Six Flags is not a non-profit like the SF Zoo.
ca-ching!
-mm
6) Steal Nintendo Wii from local Target
White tiger, white trash. What could go wrong?
White tiger, white trash. What could go wrong?
Cue the Frank Sinatra: "Send in the Dawhalli's"