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San Francisco Loses, Houston Wins in Trojan Sex Survey
As part of a promotion for a new condom, Trojan had survey firm StrategyOne conduct a survey of 1,000 adults (100 in each of 10 cities) to determine which U.S. city has the most sex, and which is the most sexually satisfied overall. The answer: Houston, on both counts. Now, whether or not the lies are as big as everything else in Texas, we can't say for sure. But all we know is that the 100 people they managed to get on the phone in San Francisco did not represent us well. This is a slut-rich, whore-friendly town if you ask us, and an average of barely one sex act per person per week simply does not seem accurate, people!
Take a gander at the survey results below, complete with that saddy face emoticon next to San Francisco, and weep. Perhaps SFist will conduct its own survey soon, just to show them.
Oh, and here's the new condom in question -- note the outrageous size of the thing the mime seems to be putting that condom on.
Hat tip to the semi-NSFW gays at The Sword.