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As part of a promotion for a new condom, Trojan had survey firm StrategyOne conduct a survey of 1,000 adults (100 in each of 10 cities) to determine which U.S. city has the most sex, and which is the most sexually satisfied overall. The answer: Houston, on both counts. Now, whether or not the lies are as big as everything else in Texas, we can't say for sure. But all we know is that the 100 people they managed to get on the phone in San Francisco did not represent us well. This is a slut-rich, whore-friendly town if you ask us, and an average of barely one sex act per person per week simply does not seem accurate, people!
Take a gander at the survey results below, complete with that saddy face emoticon next to San Francisco, and weep. Perhaps SFist will conduct its own survey soon, just to show them.
Oh, and here's the new condom in question -- note the outrageous size of the thing the mime seems to be putting that condom on.
Hat tip to the semi-NSFW gays at The Sword.
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We lost because we have more bareback sex than Houston.
Any attractive, young females in SF want to help me solve this problem?
Perhaps they were only calling landlines and thus were more inclined to get the bitter, older crowd who doesn't have or enjoy sex?
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Anal.
Sorry for bringing SF's scores down. I'll try to have a stronger 2009-10.
Damn, where are all these sluts at in SF? I'll bring the scores up all by myself. Any recommendations? NO obvious tips like bars or clubs, please.
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Did they only survey straight people?
I think their numbers are misleading. If Tojan called any of the thousands of women that I've slept with in the last year they would have got the impression that this is a very chaste town. Because you know, I tell them all that they're special and should save themselves just for me. Bless.
Why did they call the condoms Trojan? Trojans are most famous for being taken in by a wooden horse full of Greek soldiers and slaughtered overnight. They could have called the condoms "Dead Idiots".
Oh yeah, and Houston sucks ass. Nothing to do for those fatties but roll around in each others' blubber.
Can I have some sex now, please?
That's right, bitches!! One more reason on the very long list of reasons why Houston is a better place to live than San Fransucko!! Enjoy your fog and hippie relics, we'll continue to enjoy our sex!! And interlard, don't be sad that you have no blubber to roll around in. Jealousy makes people ugly, which may be why your town is a sexless wasteland. Long live Houston!!
Really?? The King of Houston? Is that really considered bragging? That's like saying you're the tallest of the midgets or the smartest in the special Ed class...