Our pal Paolo at Eater has word that one of our favorite chefs in the city, the notably Sapphic Elizabeth Faulkner (Citizen Cake, Orson, Top Chef Masters), has a sweet new treat for her fans. They're called MuffWiches. (Chortle.) According to her most recent Twitter message, "These are the best MuffWiches yet. I've got them where I really like them!" Dive in.



Dive in.
I see what you did there.
Well, I am a cunning linguist.
The name is okay, but it's no "slutty pancake." NY has us beat on this one bigtime.
Brock, your inner 3rd grader is showing.
Also Ho Ho's
Oh and Snow Balls
where can i get one of these?
I can't wait for Elizabeth Faulkner's new show that I'm seeing all the billboards for where she plays a nurse.
Why you gotta snap on Edie Falco like that?
Should call it Taint. Taint a muffin. Taint a sandwich.
Awesome! Just like all the other pretentious bullshit she "creates".
FTW.
Sure they can't hold a candle to "smegma cakes"
Oh... and you're holding the candle the wrong way...