Weather Report

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
by Evan James

Today’s weather is a wealthy Nigerian who needs your help moving millions of dollars from his homeland through your account. First, it must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and ‘top secret’. It is sure and has confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude involving a pending transaction requiring maximum confidence.