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YSL is well worth a near-fatal beating.
The fine folks over at Mission Mission have some news -- gritty, impoverished and exciting news, that is. It seems an alleged methhead with leg tattoos and a penchant for ladies footwear tried stealing a pair shoes from a gaggle of chatty cathys in Dolores Park over the weekend. This did not go well. After the women had the unmitigated gall to turn their snotty noses up at his fine leg art and rotting teeth, things got ugly. Allegedly.
"Before long, there was a commotion. I learned later that he’d stolen someone in that group’s shoes. When one of the women went to confront him, he either slapped or punched her in the face. Seeing this, a guy sitting nearby jumps up and proceeds to kick the crap out of him, quite impressively I might say, Jean Claude Van Damme style. (I’m guessing he had some sort of martial arts training).The guy who hit the woman was losing from the get go, though at one point he pulled off his belt to try to use it to fight. Roughly about then, a friend of his was able to convince him to leave the park before the cops arrived."
The best part of this public pummeling, folks, is when the bandit attempted to steal yet another pair of shoes while having the crap kicked out of him. Crystal meth addicts are, if anything, a tenacious lot.
Read the rest of the harrowing tale at Mission Mission.
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Stories like this warm my cold black heart.
This is only one of the reasons, one assumes, why druggies tend to be missing teeth. Other reasons: dry mouth, and, with meth, you have much more important things to do than brush your teeth.
I always wondered what happens in those violent scuffles that erupt every once in awhile in Dolores Park, ending with someone running towards the street with ripped clothing and the cops showing up.
Now I know.
I think it's hillarious when these hoodrats rip their belts off and must shuffle around with one hand on their jeans to keep them from coming down around their ankles.
If you insist on attempting a beatdown of someone pootie-tang style, why not borrow a friend's belt? That way, you can be armed AND manueverable.
Then maybe these scuffles would be worth watching.
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