Haiku Giveaway: Tickets to Lewis Black Litquake Fundraiser on Sunday

Lewis-Black-credit-jill-gre.jpg On Sunday night, the irreverent Lewis Black will tear into his favorite subjects, such as politics, religion, and "other American foolishness," live and uncensored in Back in Black, a conversation with former Air America Radio host and "sometime feral cat wrangler" Marc Maron. Black will also discuss his book We of Little Faith, and there will be an audience Q & A and book signing. All proceeds will benefit Litquake, which is celebrating its 10-year anniversary.

We have one pair of tickets to give away to the creator of the best haiku using the words "pissed off" and "black." The winner will be notified by 2 p.m. tomorrow.

CONTEST CLOSED: Congratulations, cfcrain!

Sunday, June 28 at 8 p.m. // Herbst Theater (401 Van Ness Ave) // $25-75

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Pissed off black men know
the best way to release stress:
Fucking white pussy.

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he pissed off of roof
yellow rain hit my face, fuck
i gave him black eye

my neighbor is black
and black is always pissed off
like he was pissed on

better to be pissed off
than to be pissed on by friends
the color black intimidates others

My coffee was black
Even though I asked for cream.
I'm so damn pissed off!

don't be so pissed off
without black there is no white
let's all just be friends

Lewis Black is pissed
off on another tangent
I cry with laughter

From the black tar roof
Man pissed off the sky-high edge
Gold, arching downward

Pissed off barrista;
I asked for machiatto
I got black coffee

If someone pissed off
All Lewis's white pigment —
Whoa... a black woman!

Can't tell when they're clean
Black socks always pissed me off
Is it laundry day?

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