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This is coming from Page Six, so take it a massive salt lick. Kimberly Guilfoyle, Fox News Channel anchor and former wife of SF Mayor Gavin Newsom, has allegedly called it quits with her second husband, Eric Villency. When the two met in 2006, according to Page Six, "[p]assions flared, a prenup was signed, vows were swapped, and Ronan [their son], now 2, came along." Now, it seems, the two will get a divorce while sharing custody of their son. Alas. But is Kimberly hatching a plan to return to the warm, sinewy, long arms of Gavin? We can dream, can't we? (Oh, we kid, Jennifer! We kid! Sort of.)
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It's been a rough time for me as well, Kimmy. Break-ups and all that. But I got a sweet spot in San Francisco, if you want to come back. It's a studio, but I crammed a bed into the closet, so the living space or whatever you want to call it is extra-roomy. Problem is, besides my desk and that ridiculously large TV I bought, I have nothing else to fill that space. That's why I would like to invite you over, Kimmy. Your beauty, warmth and intelligence could fill the Astrodome, but thankfully, you're anorexically thin. What's your secret, Adderall? Please, if you're lonely and missing San Francisco, let me know. I've got some weed, and there are a couple of liquor stores within pissing distance. Feel free to come by and discuss your time as a Victoria Secret model, if that would cheer you up. I also have something large and lonely in my pants that would cheer you up.
I know all the wingnut commenters are over at SFGate, and that no one here watches Kimmy spewing pro-torture bullshit every other night on FOX, but we do know she's an opportunistic GOP hack now ... right?
This is an awful person.
Never thought I'd say it, (and sure as hell never thought I'd say it on SFist)
... but Gavin traded up.
a. stupid, unpronounceable last name
b. always looks pissed off
c. works for Fox
Plus, she just looks like a monumental pain in the ass. See a, b and c.
Has anyone ever seen Eric Villency and Ari Gold in the same room at the same time?
"Kim, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag!"
How do you nail every single comment you ever make on every site?
Is there some magic comment coke I don't know about?
I think has something to do with spare time and unemployment.
/appreciates your kind words
Definetely anti-labor. Where's the love for the working man, KRON?
Just go to YouTube to see what Kim's been up to since her SF days. She's acquired a VERY nasty right-wing streak over at Faux News. Clips range from supporting torture (as Generic mentioned) and the Patriot Act, praising the Bush admin & the Iraq War, etc., etc. She doesn't support any of these views with a shred of logic or intelligence, just a lot of flirting and ten pounds of camera makeup. The Hannity cronies over there have a hard-on for her. Her show was recently cancelled but she's still a "legal analyst" doing the talking head rounds.
Taking bets now on husband #3... Graydon Carter? Ron Perelman? Jerry Seinfeld?
Seinfeld likes em young with big boobies. Carter likes young boys. Perelmen wouldn't be seen in public with such a low rent gal.
My guess is somebody who could use the political clout and name recognition to move their career ahead. For some reason, a single Chuck Todd or Shepard Smith comes to mind.