Weather Report: Thursday, June 18th, 2009
by Evan James
Today is forecast to look good on your résumé. It graduated summa cum laude from Columbia, learns new computer programs quickly, and has about 4.7 billion years of experience. The moon is waning crescent and available for meetings next week. Varying levels of light, wind, heat, and moisture continue. Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have.



If I dress for the weather I want, I sweat.
Am I missing something about these posts or are they really just empty filler on the SFist home page?
They're cute and absurdist.
If by cute and absurdist you mean tired and pretentious, then yes.
Hey "My Dear Watson", just relax. You've read this nearly each day and made negative comments. The weather will change tomorrow - perhaps you should invest your time elsewhere and let others go with the flow.