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Because we've developed an addiction to this little site called Texts From Last Night -- to which users submit the funny / insane texts they either sent, or received "last night," identified only by area code -- we decided to share the best recent posts from our hometown brothers and sisters in a semi-regular feature. Don't fret, 510 and 650: should your work prove worthy, we'll spotlight you at some point too.
(415): I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
(415): Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
(415): $4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
(415): mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
(408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
(415): be there in 3 mins
(415): Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
(415): God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
(415): Recession joke.
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the thing i love about this is that, like FML, none of these are made-up.
Facetious much? While some of them definitely sound made-up, there are enough authentic sounding ones to make it worthwhile. I just wish people would stop posting about work and things their bosses are doing, which are clearly not texts from "last night."