You heard it here first, folks. Well, actually, you might have heard it here, if you read that sort of thing. An "openly gay sales rep" named Valerie has come forward to say that she dated Prejean's mother, Francine Coppola. Heh. We totally believe this and might even have to buy this issue of Star. PREVIOUSLY: Trump Says Miss California Gets to Keep Crown, Miss California Partied With Famed NYC Tranny, Newsom Defends Miss California



God, who fucking cares
This is too splendid to be true.
Joel, meet Generic.
Ahem.
Generic, FTW!
What would you expect from a blonde bimbo from SoCal?
Hell, she's probably so dumb she thinks Arnold is a good governor.
I happen to care that Jay reads Star.
Oh, and Carrie Prejean? Phonier than a $69 bill.
I consider SFist a(n) respectable opinionated blog, but please don't succumb to the level of Perez Hilton.
I retracted the word "respectable," yet it still showed up. Hmmm..
We're talking about a celebrity here. What do you expect, hard-hitting celebrity journalism?
I'd pay good money to see a lot of celebrities hit hard by journalists. Preferably with rolled up newspapers across the nose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Maybe she doesn't believe in gay marriage because she walked in on her mom munching carpet and got, like, totally grossed out. And stuff.
"Secret Lesbian" sounds a lot like a lesbian who works for the CIA.
You do not want to know what a Top Secret Lesbian does.
>> You do not want to know what a Top Secret Lesbian does.
On the contrary, yes I do!
So what does a top secret CIA lesbian do?
Pelosi ... but she lies to Congress about it afterward.
I smell a 29-part lesbian porn video concept...