Dead Infant Found in Union City Dumpster

What with prom season in the air, and at the risk of sounding crude, it's only natural for things like this to happen. See, a dead infant was found inside a dumpster in Union City, according to reports. A person looking through the dumpster for glass bottles, it seems, came across the nascent body near the Parkside Apartments at 1501 Decoto Rd. at around 8:40 p.m. last night. While the infant's race, gender and age are not yet know, anyone with information is urged to contact the Union City Police Department at 510-471-1365, or the anonymous tip line 510-675-5207.