LA-based drag queen Jackie Beat, who was recently up here for Lip Service at the Castro, just made these three spoof ads of those Corn Refiners Commercials in which one mother gives another mother some 'tude because she's giving her kids fruit punch with high-fructose corn syrup in it, and the response is "it's fine in moderation." Anyway, we enjoy drag queen humorists and hope you do too. (Hat tip to The Sword -- link semi-NSFW.)



The only person I love a little bit more than Jackie Beat is Selene Luna.
Thank you so much for posting this. I hate those commercials with a passion and these were hilarious.
Yay for a daily dose of drag-queen. More please.
Love it. I try (but usually fail) to drop the corn syrup commercial into random conversations all the time. Bravo!
Hey, is that woman in the middle a 'little person'? There' something sort of, well, non-median-proportioned about her head/neck/torso.
That's Selene Luna and yes, she's a little person.