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SIN: Thought masturbation was a biological imperative? Think again. It seems some people (i.e., some women) don't know how to pleasure themselves sexually. So, in an effort to assist ladies and their tender needs, Good Vibrations presents "Give Her a Hand: Sexual Massage Course" tonight, where you can learn such perversions as how to use a sex toy; "advanced fingering"; labia diddling; vaginal, clitoral, and anal stimulation.
8 p.m. // Good Vibrations (603 Valencia) // $25-30
THEATER: Set your laser beams to 'navel gaze' as Nina Wise takes to the stage in What Just Happened?, an evening of improvisation based on the prior 24 hours of Wise's life. She uses "contact improv dance," comedy, spoken word, and storytelling to tell you her remarkable life story.
7:30 p.m. // The Marsh (1062 Valencia) // $10-15 (sliding scale)
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"you can learn such perversions as hot to use a sex toy"
Your Freudian slip is showing.
Notice how they never have these kinds of workshops for doods? Why do us guys know how to work our junk so well, but ladies need help with "advanced fingering"?
Must be b/c we're just much smarter about our bodies. (joke!)
Our junk is designed to be as easy to operate as a hammer. Theirs is more like an intricate Swiss watch.
some men know how to masturbate better than others.
That's the first line of the novel I'm writing.