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OK. We've seen this windshield sign for the past few months when we pass by Folsom and 13th Streets, which was initially brought to our attention by Examiner columnist Melissa Griffin. But today, we can no longer resist sharing it with you. Because it scares us and we hope none of you ladies actually respond to it. It reads:
Females wanted: to help get my owner motivated to put me back on the road. Must be tall, athletic, and willing to dance naked on my roof at burning Festival. Possible long term relationship for the Right Girl! (I would prefer a posse of .. but he think a [monogamous] relationship can work. Any correspondence to Jeep Man @ 1695 Folsom St SF CA will be promptly replied to.Any phone # in lipstick on windshield will be call Immediately! (if not sooner)
Women only
No exceptions
Noflakesfakers
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Even better: it says "No Fakers" not "No Flakes".
You'd think after the first 4 weeks passed with no replies that they guy would realize how this reads.
It just proves that us guys have no idea what we're doing.
I think the words "burning festival" say it all...
I think the words "burning festival" say it all...
These two need to get together.
You neglected to mention that the vehicle in question is a giant amphibious military transport. I live right around the corner from this thing; the sign went up about 6 months ago. The vehicles been parked there for at leastas long as I've lived there, which is a year and a half..
This is what match.com people do when they don't have internet access.
Never have I wanted to be a woman more than I do right now after reading that sign. *swoon*
Jonathan/Brock, you guys also forgot to mention the license plate on this vehicle:
U4RENOB
Hehehe, how did he get that one past the DMV?