SFist: Real Estate Protip: Confederate Flag Comforter Sells Home

hubcap

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:06:15 -0800

i'm so offended at the sight of dixie's flag! oh no! *fart*

the_absentee

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:26:56 -0800

They're fixing to sell this place an' get themselves a nice little mansion back home in Alabama with a wrap-around porch where they can drink sweet tea and polish their rifle (that's not a euphemism, hunting season is coming up).

Beth Spotswood

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:52:55 -0800

What freaks us out? Exactly? 1. The art, including the framed Giants bar towel. 2. The plastic bin on the right OBVIOUSLY holding human body parts. Th TV is balanced on one too. Please. Like the cops won't look there. 3. You can't see 'em, but I'm guessing the stained swastica Euro shams are somewhere nearby. 4. The flourescent lightbulb against the wall. Was the office throwing it out and our occupant said, "Oh, wait. I'll take that." 5. The cutains. Who has a confederate flag comforter and lace curtains other than, say, Jame Gumb? 6. The pliers on the dresser. And finally, why'd they make the bed? This is the last thing someone saw on his or her horible blind date before the roofies kicked in and the nail gun pierced his or her frontal lobe. That's what freaks us out. Exactly...

fizzandpop

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:22:59 -0800

Because we all secretly fear that someday when we're old we will die in a room just like that.

aj

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:07:54 -0800

You have to think the tenant put the comforter there just for the photo shoot.

Chort

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:59:34 -0800

Seriously? BFD. This freaks you out why exactly?

Schtu

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:50:17 -0800

I don't know, not quite sure if Carol Burnett could make a fabulous dress out of those curtains...

pfeiffer

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:30:34 -0800

the redfin listing says: "senior occupied" - so you'll have to evict this good ol' boy if you want to live here...for some strange reason.

Joel

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:13:42 -0800

A lot of the Bay Guardian editors live up there, don't they?