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According to SF Weekly music scribe Gordie Young, an increasingly plump Morrissey canceled Saturday's show at the Paramount Theatre "due to illness." And his fans, who are already known for teetering on the brink, lost their collective shit all over Twitter. It seems this is the third Bay Area show he's canceled. (He also walked off stage at Coachella after smelling the savory scent of roasting meats. That, or the Moz spotted one of them there brown people and got scared.) Anyway, it turns out that in lieu of performing in Oakland, the former Smiths frontman wanted to hangout at a SOMA nightclub. (Could you blame him?) However, while kicking it at DNA Lounge, Young goes on to report, "at least one mildly perturbed fan arrived, took Morrissey's photo, and tried to 'express her displeasure to Moz about the canceled show.'" Soon after the mild confrontation between the two bruised souls, the icon left the club, presumably heading over to Chaps II where it was "Uniforms Night." (Could you blame him?) Bay Area Morrissey, however, fans will receive full refunds.
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meat is murder
Meat is a death for no reason
And death for no reason
is MURDER
Increasingly plump? The man is like 172 years old, Brock. He's on the verge of falling down and breaking a hip. Cut him some slack.
Fat Morrisey's cancelled his over concert? There is a God. Thank you, God.
"If Morrissey says don't eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat, because I hate Morrissey.
Vegetarians:
They who will not nourish themselves by that which cannot run away from them.
Vegetarians:
They who can only nourish themselves with that which cannot run away from them.
Thank god I only have to go to my favorite butcher counter to get meat that someone else chased down. I mean, imagine if I had to collect it myself? It would be almost as bad as vegetarians going to farms for u-picks.
I find humor in vegetarians getting fat. It must be the carbs.
His hair screams hip, stylish dude.
His pudgy face screams hop on the treadmill.
I know some exceedingly fat vegetarians. I think that they eat enormous quantities of cheese and potato chips.