What Is the Jejune Institute?
Found taped to a utility box at the corner of Ashby and College, Berkeley's Elmwood District:
by Lisa Hix
Found throughout San Francisco and the East Bay, the photocopied images bear an uncomfortable resemblance to pictures of Klansmen, but the delightfully Amelie-esque text is hard to resist:
WHO ARE THESE GOONS??? AND WHY ARE THEY STALKING YOUR HOMEHAVE YOU RECENTLY EXPERIENCED ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
* "Lost" mail? "Wrong numbers"?
* Dust bunnies? Flies on the windowsill? Dead moths?
* Tooth aches? Interrupted sleep? Invalid passwords?
* Rearranged possessions? (Your belongings not where you left them?)
* Mismatched socks? Zippers not working properly?
* Odd damage or small stains around your house?
* Theft and sabotage of your food or kitchenware? Appliances behaving strangely?
* Cabinet and drawer handles held on by screws repeatedly loosened ARTIFICIALLY?
* Opened caps on items such as deodorant & food containers being retightened excessively while you're out?
* Do you hear sirens? Customers in a store filing into line just as you're about to check out?
* Itching?
THIS ISN'T A COINCIDENCE! You may be the victim of targeted PSYCHOTRONIC SABOTAGE, MICROWAVE HARASSMENT, SYNTHETIC TELEPATHY, OR GANG STALKING!Increasing evidence points to THE JEJUNE INSTITUTE as the perpetrators of these acts. We all must become aware and join together in our efforts against this inference!
Handwritten: If you know what I'm talking about, contact me at ejamuel@yahoo.com or 415-422-9601!
Crossed out:
THE JEJUNE INSTITUTE
580 California Street #607
San Francisco, CA 94104
415.324.4014
www.jejuneinstitute.orgBEWARE!!!
SNOO
And it just gets better: Their site, jejuneinstitute.org, is like something right out of a Charlie Kaufmann movie. Sadly, it's not real; it's all just a big role-playing game. Still, it's kind of brilliant. The question is, do people playing the game really break into each other's apartments and short-sheet the beds?