Bob Murray & Associates needs your help, folks. They need to fill a nifty position -- one that could land you a cool $287,000/year, the scorn of overeducated white liberals, all the drunk Valencia Street/Marina whores you can take on, semi-absolute power, and a sexy new uniform. They need to find us a new Police Chief.

With a 2008-2009 budget of $433 million, the San Francisco Police Department has approximately 2,375 sworn officers and 395 civilian employees working in one of four Bureaus each managed by a Deputy Chief. There are exciting challenges and opportunities facing the next Police Chief. The City just completed a series of studies which lay out a framework for substantial changes for this next generation urban police department. The next Chief will be both an inspirational leader and an astute manager capable of inspiring confidence and trust and earning the respect of sworn and civilian employees.