Dolores Park to Get Even More Eff-ing Kid-Friendly
Not that we have anything against kids -- they're great, for realz, we just don't have/want one -- but in a city with possibly the lowest percentage of families with children of any major city in the country (15% last time we checked), we sometimes wonder if the pro-kid populace isn't getting too much of a say about how we adults get to play in this town. Take, for example, Dolores Park: our friends at Mission Mission first alerted us to an apparent crackdown on "adult behavior" in the Park last year (including semi- and full nudity and drinking) and now there's plans to expand the damn playground up into previously grown-up dominated territory?
We may stop short of declaring war (also, we hate public meetings), but at the very least we're calling bullshit. We prefer our parks -- especially wacky and popular Dolores Park -- to be half-naked, drunken, sun-shiney dumbshows where kids are easily frightened away. But maybe that's just us.
