SFist: Ed Jew's Lawyer Is an Idiot

the chuckler

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:15:59 -0800

I'm still mad at Ed because he extorted Quickly. No one gets between me and my ginger milk tea with boba.

fizzandpop

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:17:19 -0800

Leave Ed alone, he's just another Jew swindled by Bernie Madoff.

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:59:51 -0800

Super. The Tard Community should be reclaiming this word ala La Savage, not trying to play thought police by banning it from the language. They're tards, for christ's sake, not lesbians!

travin

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:48:30 -0800

if this is his defense then he should also get additional time for elections fraud because he didn't disclose a relevant medical condition which significantly affects his ability to perform the duties of the elected position he was seeking.

atthebeach

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:41:09 -0800

Mind your language! http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hWWwoSUjbRBhCVinB1YUK13BGDgwD979AD680

The Angry Young Man

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:53:10 -0800

This is hilarious. Basically, by arguing that Ed Jew is some kind of mental retard due to the repeated head smashing he was forced to endure at the hands of his tricycle and the cast of West Side Story, the defense insults the entire district he was elected to represent by showing the world that they're completely incapable of telling the difference between a knuckle dragging mouth breather and a regular type human. Another victory for democracy!

RinconHillSF

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:32:17 -0800

Wow ... just, wow.

whosthatdog

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:19:10 -0800

i agree, this post is sorely missing the "Oh No, Ed Jew!" preface.

pfeiffer

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:38:32 -0800

'09 version of the twinkie defense?

manys

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:18:07 -0800

SFist is never going to hear the end of it for calling Jews retarded!

paulhogarth

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:10:44 -0800

Why is this the first time we've heard this side of Ed Jew?? Seriously ... you would think something like this would have come out months (or years) ago.

Akit

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:53:30 -0800

The news says the prosecutors will try to get 56 months.

underachieving

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:41:16 -0800

Better link to Ed Jew's tournament results.

BeejW

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:38:56 -0800

and when he was "beaten up by several juvenile gang members," because he refused to join a gang in high school. Well, there's your problem right there. Obviously, he's had some sort of post-traumatic reaction/Stockholm Syndrome thing whereby he became a gangster- what with the extorting and such.

underachieving

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:38:32 -0800

I always thought growing up with a name like "Ed Jew" would be enough to cause a guy some issues. Ed even made the Name of the Year Tournament as an 11th seed. Apparently couldn't get past Hung The Dang to reach the Sweet 16. Oh no, Ed Jew!!

IZ1

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:31:33 -0800

If I were the judge reading that I would give him the harshest sentence possible...obviously not owning up to his actions.

missiondweller

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:23:30 -0800

and as we know brain injuries cause extortion

TeamAwesome

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:12:00 -0800

oh man. the ed jew news is ALWAYS an entertaining interlude at work.

Akit

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:11:47 -0800

What happened to the classic tagline: "Oh No, Ed Jew!"