Who knew digestionally-challenged spitfires who smile with their eyes could throw such a big fit? Take, for example, the open casting call for America's Next Top Model in Manhattan over the weekend. According to reports, "after an overheated car drove past the queue of aspiring models" on Saturday, prompting one of the mental giants in line to shout, “there’s a bomb!” And then? Thousands of applicants panicked and rushed away from the car, causing this mini stampede.

Fierce.

Three ladies were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and inciting a riot. Two were taken to the hospital treated for minor injuries.

Fortunately, when the ANTM held auditions here in San Francisco earlier this month, there was little fuss and/or muss.