SFist Tonight

MUSIC / ROCK: The only thing we know about the Von Bondies is that their lead singer, Jason Stollsteimer, got into a slap fight with White Stripes' Jack White. Hee! Anyway, they're from Detroit and they play rock 'n' roll ditties. Do check them out. Nico Vega and Aarrows open.

10 p.m. // Bottom of the Hill (1233 - 17th Street) // $12

FILM: Feeling randy? Buy a packet of travel-sized Kleenex and head over to the Exposure: Independent Erotic Film Festival 2009. In addition to the x-rated cinematic masterpieces, you'll also get free cocktails, tasty nibbles (glazed mushrooms, perhaps?), and the chance to win $1,500. Tonight's kickoff party will feature Shine Louise Houston of Pink and White, Carlos Batts and April Flores, Max Royale, Shar Rednour from SIR Productions, and Kent Taylor from Raging Stallion.

7 p.m. - 10 p.m. // The Center for Sex and Culture (1519 Mission) // free

MUSIC / CLASSICAL: According to The Squid List, "the young and talented pianist Alexander Wasserman returns to Old First Concerts with a program featuring Sonata Pathéthique by Beethoven; Sonatine by Ravel; Faschingsschwank aus Wien by Schumann and works by Chopin."

8 p.m. // Old First Concerts (1751 Sacramento) // $12-$15