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The SF Zoo's baby gorilla, whose mother abandoned him soon after birth, has bee christen. After a baby naming contest has the entire city holding its breath in anticipation, the winning name is... Hasani. Which means "handsome" in some nonsense language. And it isn't as fetch as "Chad" or 'Darnell" would have been. And it also means hot belly dancing, with sexy results. Anyway, the winning name was chosen by Hasani's father after selecting a yellow cantaloupe early this afternoon. We're not even going to try explaining that one. It makes little sense. Go here to learn more about how, exactly, Hasani got his name.
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Isn't that a brand of bottled water?
The selection was fixed. Gorillas are vegetarians and they used a salami for "Cunty McBitchtard." That's no way to ensure a fair contest.
hahaha "Darnell". That would have been awesome.
hahaha "Darnell". That would have been awesome.
Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Brock! ;-)