FILM: Are Crips to Sureños as Bloods are to Norteños? Probably. After all, each grouchy-guy clique seems to prefer the same color palate as the other. Anyway, you can learn more about the Crips and Bloods at a screening of Crips and Bloods: Made in America, an "MTV style" documentary that will make gang life seem cooler than ever before.

7 pm & 9:10 // Roxie (3117 16th Street)

COMEDY: Join author, editor, and science fiction blogger Charlie Anders, artist and U.C. Berkeley professor Ken Goldberg, writer and filmmaker Tim Parsa, and South Side Chicago storyteller and blogger Rose Tully for a night of storytelling and snickering at Porchlight: A Story Telling Series. This month's theme? Evolve. (See you at the show, and in Hell, Darwinists!)

7 pm // The Verdi Club (2424 Mariposa) // $12