When the above-reproach Catherine Bigelow
laid out the accomplishments of newly middle-aged "PR pro" Lori Puccinelli Stern, she left off our favorite: defender and fellow bee-savior of Holy Mother of San Francisco.
Let us send you back to March, 2007. Oh, yeah, you remember. And we'll bet you remember this
comment, right? We have it on better than good authority that this commenter was the birthday gal herself.
While it's in our nature to mock, and you know that's probably one of the reasons you're reading this right now, we're not going to -- with all the Strurm und Drang that we think the next 8-9 months will bring the Newsom clan, especially now that they're going to be a family (Don't tell all those childless people you aren't a family until you breed! Oh, wait! We said weren't going to mock), friends that demonstrate that level of loyalty will be in short supply. So, happy birthday, Pooch!
Bonus: Bigelow's latest also features sun-kissed star of stage and screen Donna fucking Mills. That's right, the Abby Ewing. In a cheetah print. If that doesn't sell you on C-Big, then, well, you have no soul.



Is that a transy wearing a Donna Mills Mask?
Is she saving Donna Mills's ecosystem in that photo?
None of this makes a lick of sense to me, and I'm ok with that.
Me neither! It took me multiple readings to figure out that the woman in the photo is "Pooch" and not Catherine Bigelow (whoever that is). Just as well, all this high society B.S. is beyond ridiculous. But I guess it all goes back to more jealous hating on Jennifer Siebel....boring!!!
You are wrong. Again.
I get a kick out of this "Pooch" although I enjoy calling her Hot LiPS, and that "whoever CBig is" comment is nonsense. CBig is keeping my dreams alive. She's fabulous, not to mention marvelously famous...
I tried and failed to understand on the first read. I tried a second time but then I quit by choice.
Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Call me simple, but I like stories about illustrated with pictures of melting chocolate.
Hey, comments system censored the word p 0 0 p! I better clean up my act.
The comment system censored the word poop? well, shit.
Phew, glad to know my fingers and brain did the censoring! :)
This post, it makes no sense to me. I also re read it 3 times and ended up with more questions than answers. Also, why was I not invited to this birthday party? I do love me some cake!
The Sangiacomos look like they'd be just a giggle.
well then ? Is that a pooch wearing a tranny mask?
Is she somehow related to former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci? Then this would sorta make sense.