Wow. All of you who entered our AMC 2009 Best Picture Showcase did an excellent job with the haiku writing. We mean that. Choosing a winner proved difficult. But after much deliberation, the winner of an ticket to a Best Picture nominee marathon at AMC 1000 is: Joel.

Behold Joel's winning haiku!

Jackman wishes he
could blame Zionist Hoodlums
for "Australia"

Because, really, Australia was that bad.

Congratulations, Joel. And thanks to everybody who entered.