2 Million Jobs for California If Elected, Says Meg Whitman Meg Whitman Gets a Makeover

Former eBay CEO, homophobe, and staunch Republican Meg Whitman, who has tossed her bonnet into the California gubernatorial ring, has promised to create 2 million private-sector jobs in California within the first five years if you elect her.

Also, during the first of her three "vision speeches" today, Whitman evitaed, "Californians can no longer afford the government they have. ... I will give them the government they deserve." Yikes, indeed.

But that's not news. The real news here is that Meg got a makeover. You like?

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Im sorry, but that lady is nasty.

You'd think she'd have learned to be more tolerant of fags, considering how many it must've taken just to fix her hair and wardrobe.

and to select the right string of pearls

I think we should view her utter blindness to how awful she looked for so long as an indication of her inability to understand the deep subtleties of governorship.

Two million jobs created if she wins ... and three million if she doesn't.

Promising us the government we deserve without wearing leather just seems insincere to me.

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I say thank god for the What Not To Wear intervention. In that youtube announcement her makeup, hair, and lighting were SO SO bad that I actually felt sorry for her. Now that she looks basically okay, I can go back to hating and fearing her.

she seems to be addicted to peach.

Wow - Definitely Mothra versus Godzilla if she runs against Feinstein.

I remember a fem boy in white wedding dress mud wrestling competition sometime back in the '90's at the Club Uranus. That might make a good debate venue.

Looks like her neck got some work too!

She looks like an ugly, evil Tipper Gore.

Go Moonbeam!

I was thinking she's the love child of barbara bush and bette davis.

I can see that. In that first photo she looks like a leathery old Angela Lansbury who was rode hard and put up wet.

That is one self-loathing, ugly bull dyke. Her stylist must be the same miracle worker who made Greta VanSustern not look nearly as hideous or Hilary Rosen not look so fat and angry.

Since we only elect Governors to four-year terms, and since her promise to create two million jobs is over a period of five years, does that mean she expects to be elected to two terms or have the fifth year of her plan implemented by another Governor? Did she choose five years to implement the plan so that if she were elected the first time, she can claim during the next election cycle that she still needs another year to backup her promise. Why can't she just promise 1.5 million jobs in the first four years? SNEAKY, SNEAKY: She's already asking for a second term, and she hasn't even earned the first.

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