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SFist received the following hot tip this morning.
'Gay men and uppers''just the way God wanted it'!!!! Gay men and uppers are two things that God most certainly does not want. Thankfully He is a merciful God, should they repent,He forgives. They will have to face Him one day and give an account of their lives.
This is as good a time as any to remind you that when you partake in lifty substance abuse, please think twice before you send us a tip. This goes double for three-day weekends. Our inbox just can't handle all of the 3:38 a.m. meth-infused rants on Jesus, the state of the gay male, or the "radio transmitters the CIA and FBI put in [your] eyelashes."
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Don't discourage this! The best letter from the weekend binge should be a regular Monday-morning feature.
I think the author of the tip was just concerned about that nuclear frot session in the Atlantic?
good thing they had whiskey... missile and didn't... fire one off. ah.
My favorite gay 3am tweak crashing story is true. [ I heard it firsthand]:
Someone who had been up for days, thought that tallulah bankhead was inside his heating system, and was glaring out of the heating ducts at him. He called 911 to get help... I wonder if they were able to capture her when the police arrived?
Meh. That's nothing. I was once pulled from the Civic Center station by a team of paramedics and firemen. I crashed and crashed hard. Right on my forehead. I explained the blood and gash above my eyes as -- a shaving accident.