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If we may get all TV Guide you for a second: Cheers, SF Weekly, for reporting on the Toilet Torcher's illuminating crime wave. You have proven a formidable journalistic force when it comes to porta-potty arson in the Russian Hill, Nob Hill and Marina arrondissements. The Toilet Torcher has just immolated his or her 22nd crapper, this time on the 700 block of Chestnut yesterday, and you manage to keep up with the fiery fella. Kudos.
But also: Jeers, SF Weekly, for calling him or her "Outhouse Arsonist." That is not his or her name. You, AP, and even USA Today know damn well that their Christian name (care of SFist, thank you very much) is and forever will be "Toilet Torcher." Bah.
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hahaha, I love it!
Man, what a fucking ninja.
I'm intrigued by this theory that they're targeted for being off-site.
Go man, go!
What would happen if he went to Burningman?
Dear Toilet Torcher, if you are reading this, there's a number of potential targets on the sidewalks in Chinatown (on Sacramento, just down the hill east of Grant street).
p.s. these are in construction areas, I wasn't speaking of all Chinatown being a porta-pottie zone.
p.p.s. and being Chinatown, be very very careful of counter ninjas.
p.p.p.s. golly this whole thread is offensive
Someone should make Toilet Torcher Target stickers for off-site portapotties. "I'm illegal. Burn me!" or some such.
Because of this scoundrel there is an INCREASE in human shit on sidewalks...anyone else notice this correlation?
There's a house that's been renovating for over a year on California Street between Scott and Pierce. They're taking up 5 parking spaces and work after hours. Could I recommend their porta potty as a target?
I like your moxie, kid.
i wanna meet this guy...wonder if its a group of torchers