GayVN Nominations Announced, Janice Dickinson and Margaret Cho to Host

The GayVN nominations we announced today. What are the GayVN Awards, you ask? They are the Oscars of male homosexual pornography. Up for Best Picture kudos are Ass Cruisin', Best Men Parts 1 & 2, Betrayed, Breakers, Endgame, Grind - Volume 1, Italians and Other Strangers, Paradise Found, The Porne Ultimatum, Return to Fire Island, Rio, Sex Hiker, Skin Deep, To the Last Man, and (our favorite title) Verboten 1 & 2.\

For a complete list of nominees, check out our dear friends over at The Sword, who have much more sex and go to way better parties than SFist could ever imagine.

Congratulations to all of the nominees, many of whom are locals. Your parents must be beaming.

But the big news is that the 2009 GayVN Awards will be hosted by Margaret Cho, Alec Mapa, and the world's first-ever supermodel Janice Dickinson. Janice Dickinson, for those of you who don't know, was the fat-eschewing judge America's Next Top Model
who is certifiably batshit. She is everything that one should strive to be in life. And she will cut you.

What: GayVN Awards
Where: Castro Theatre (Castro & Market)
Date: March 26 - 29 (Yes, three days. No one in this industry sleeps; why should you?)
Tickets: $50