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Light the candles, get the ice out, roll the rug up, Condi's back! America's favorite high boot-wearing, Brahms-playing, weapons of mass destruction-hunting Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, is returning to the Bay Area. According to an interview in campus newsletter Stanford Report, Rice will teach political science at Stanford University. "I've always assumed I would come back to Stanford,'' said Rice. "It really seemed like the logical choice for me.'' Condi served as provost before signing a deal with the Devil to serve with the Bush administration in exchange for an eternally youthful glow. Rice goes on to say she loves "going over to the houses or the dorms and having dinner and having a question-and-answer session [with students] afterward." Rice, we should point out, is still single.
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Rice, you should point out, is a big old lesbeing, or, so the rumors down peninsula way will have us believe.
"Teach" political science. I'd like to see a torture protest in her class (if she actually ever shows up), but not until finals are underway.
You can count on it.
Remember a couple of years ago when Bush tried to attend a meeting at Stanford's Hoover Institute? Student protestors blocked the streets to prevent him from entering the campus. And suceeded.
She should coach the Raiders. If anyone can get that band of ruffians into shape, it's Condi.
she nasty.
Of course, if you're a woman over the age of 35 and single, then you're either a pathetic, unmarriable spinster, or you're a lesbian.
Agreed. Why must she be tagged a lesbian (although it's really none of our business either way)? Look at what she's accomplished. She's too freaking busy to date!!
Otherwise TAYM wouldn't meet his quote of incredibly assholish things to say per day.
Pffft.
She gets her loving from the fresh blood of Iraqi innocents.
No simple lover, male or female, could ever compare to that.
Woman was part of an active part of a regime that sought to oppress the gays. I disagree that it's none of our business. Sorry for you.
Yeah, look at what she's accomplished! Man.
Besides, she'd waterboard you if you called her a lesbian to her face.
Ahem.
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