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OK. Put on your tinfoil thinking caps for this one, kids.
We're giving away a pair of tickets for SF Sketchfest's "Never Not Funny" 2 p.m. show on Saturday at Cobb's Comedy Club. "Never Not Funny," a free-flowing chat fest with comedian and TV personality Jimmy Pardo, will feature Pat Francis, Matt Belknap, and... Jon Hamm ("Don Draper" of Mad Men).
Oh but yes.
To enter, write a haiku in the comments section and use the the word "adultery." You must be 18 or older. The winner will be notified by noon on Friday. Good luck.
Note: This is for the 2 p.m. show on Saturday, Jan. 31.
SF Sketchfest | Never Not Funny featuring Jon Hamm | Saturday, January 31, 2 p.m. | Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave, SF | $20, 18+
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Secret letters breathe
Frantic yearnings create words
My adultery
Damnation be damned
I'd commit adultery
For Jon Hamm's "John Ham"
Adultery. No
No Adultery for me
Yes, Adultery
Wet Adultery
Penetrating Bliss Surrounds
Godless the Warming
I can't get married
Thanks Prop 8. If I cheat, it's
not adultery.
Ahh, adultery
Whither my self respect, dear?
Never mind. Eat it.
a finger-banging
away from adultery
but not from my heart
Oh, Adultery,
Product of patriarchy.
You can leave me be.
My boyfriend cheated.
The bastard lied about it.
Fuck Adultery.
Long January
nights plus bad tv equals
some adultery
Does it really count?
Can you call it adultery
If I just forgot?
Spring adultery
Mad Men sex sugar sweet gals.
I desire tix
Adultery! Bitch!
Strange men laughing in my bed!
Oops. I'm at wrong house.
whiskey is great
i want hamm tomorrow
worth adultery
A strange lady in Don’s bed
Adultery
Betty is cold like ice
I love my Macbook,
But work only has PCs.
Nerd adultery.
I can't write Haiki
But you entice me to
So, "adultery"
There once was a man from Philadelphery
Who was totally into adultery...
Oh, wait, nevermind.
Winter treat wanted -
Adultery with Jon Hamm?
No stalking, I swear.
Free Flowing Mad Men
A sketchfest for the ages
Adultery looms
Never Not Funny.
Never Not Adultery?
I wrote a Haiku!
Uncovered at last
Don Draper's adultery
I am despondent
Spring onto Draper
Even straight men are buying
His adultery brand