In an attempt to further prove their lack of lucidity -- and to stop the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service from hunting succulent, flaky, tender sea life -- the People for the Ethical Treatment for Animals (PETA) has attempted to re-brand fish as "sea kittens." Why? Well, because fish are "slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads," rendering them tragically uncute. Kittens, however, prompt protective aw's and ooh's and belly kisses, so PETA is asking you to now view fish as little baby kittens. Problem is, of course, real kittens want to eat sea kittens, so that opens up a whole new can of worms. Jarring images of feline cannibalism aside, you can read more about it here.