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A hormone imbalance is being blamed in the gaunt appearance of Apple CEO Steve Jobs. Rumored to be stricken by a number of mysterious illnesses ranging from cancer to anorexia, Jobs appeared enviously thin at last year's Macworld Expo, which starts today. According to an AP report, "Jobs, 53, said in a public letter that his thinness had been a mystery even to him and his doctors until a few weeks ago, when =sophisticated blood tests= confirmed that he has 'a hormone imbalance that has been `robbing' me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy.'" So have no fear Mac sect members, Jobs will remain CEO of Apple.
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All hail the Great Leader for he will bring us unto the Light (of the LED back-light)!
this should be an easy prescription: get Steve off the severe macrobiotic diet his wife put him on and stuff some burgers into him, stat.
smoking up the profits
He just needs to upgrade to iTunes 8.1.11 and he'll be fine.