SFist: Christmas Morning Assault Leaves Mission Man in the Hospital

feedthebirds

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 09:29:15 -0800

their parents must be proud

Doctor Memory

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:03:40 -0800

Xenu: against five teenagers? I'm reasonably confident in my odds for a 1-on-1 confrontation, but 5-against-1? Forget it, just run. That bat'll end up out of your hands and upside your head in a few seconds. Pepper spray at least can be spread across a bunch of folks quickly, giving you a head start. But your best bet is to just avoid the hell out of clusters of jumpy juveniles.

Xenu

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:00:43 -0800

Pepper spray? More like a baseball bat. Teach those little twats a lesson their kneecaps will never forget.

oskarv

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:44:03 -0800

hmph. my brother was mugged by a group of people yesterday morning, too. i think these people were in their 20s though. it was really awful 'cause our family celebrates christmas on the evening of the 24th, so they took all of his christmas presents, camera, iPod. he got mugged on market street/7th. stupid people.