SFist Tonight

FILM: Tonight's your last night to catch Milk at the Castro Theatre, where the critically-acclaimed Harvey Milk biopic premiered. Really, you should check it out; almost every single San Francisco homo is in the Gus Van Sant tearjerker as an extra. So, you know, yay. Good for them.

4 p.m., 7, 9:45 // Castro Theatre (Castro & Market) // $10.50

THEATER: NPR fans, get your over-educated chortle on this evening! David Sedaris' popular Santaland Diaries gets the stage treatment in this reportedly hilarious take on the wacky holiday season.

8 p.m. // Off-Market Theater (965 Mission) // $25

FREE CHAMPAGNE: Get drunk for nothing when Rabat offers glasses of free champagne to chilly shoppers who stop by. Hic!

7:30 p.m. // Rabat (1825 Fourth Street) // free